So, today at school

and I had a discussion, obviously philisophical and we came up with an interesting theory (two actually)
Theory 1. The egg came before the chicken. Th chickens closest relative is the t-rex and they laid eggs, before that were insects which, by some strange and random coincidence, also happened to lay eggs.
Theory 2. The universe was created by Gods' fart. That's why it was called the 'Big Bang'. 'How this was thought up?' you ask. Well, the human race is horrid but God won't send another flood 'cause the 1st one didn't work. SOOOO, being the great divine being he is (and a protector of the environment) he will gooble up our lonely little planet and the resulting fart will cause a gas cloud and we all know how planets form after that.
Conclusion. God ate a former universe and gave off such a large fart the big bang happened resulting in the creation of all we know. Therefore, the universe is just one big recycled gaseous form.
I hope we managed to shed some light on this topic.
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One of those little sayings things..ha
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More noise equals silence. A scientifically proven fact. Seriously.
Enough said.
>3<
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OMG! im on Deviant and i should be doing BP
>.<"
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More noise equals silence. A scientifically proven fact. Seriously.
its weird
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極彩色のカラスが それを奪い取って破り捨てた...
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More noise equals silence. A scientifically proven fact. Seriously.
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極彩色のカラスが それを奪い取って破り捨てた...
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More noise equals silence. A scientifically proven fact. Seriously.
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極彩色のカラスが それを奪い取って破り捨てた...
*loads gun*
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More noise equals silence. A scientifically proven fact. Seriously.
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極彩色のカラスが それを奪い取って破り捨てた...
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More noise equals silence. A scientifically proven fact. Seriously.
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極彩色のカラスが それを奪い取って破り捨てた...
Send it to me if you want it up.
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More noise equals silence. A scientifically proven fact. Seriously.
Why is devart so hard to use?!?!?!
NOW THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO PUT ON IT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO!!!!!
*spazzes*
Now im cranky again.
SULKS.
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Just another friendly neighbourhood STALKER
Mmhmm, healthy obsessions.
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Just another friendly neighbourhood STALKER
Mmhmm, healthy obsessions.
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More noise equals silence. A scientifically proven fact. Seriously.
Toilets
Bath tubs
Showers
Mirrors
The dark
Water, in general
Lakes...
Yeah so im pretty much scared for life now
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Just another friendly neighbourhood STALKER
Mmhmm, healthy obsessions.
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More noise equals silence. A scientifically proven fact. Seriously.
FYI, i'm not a guy
And and and
I LIKE THIS MOVIE!!!
Ahhh, chill out, relax!
we can't all watch gory horror movies
*quiver quiver shake shake*
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Just another friendly neighbourhood STALKER
Mmhmm, healthy obsessions.
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